As any middle school boy could tell you, there are only two funny numbers: 420 (it’s about weeeeeed, maaaaan) and 69 (it’s about some sex thing we don’t quite understaaaaand, maaaaaan). Well and maybe 5,318,008—which spells boobies on a calculator when you turn it upside down.
https://twitter.com/lydiajoy321/status/768642817245712385
Apparently Chipotle has hired one of these hilarious youngsters to run its Twitter account. His name is Shane, and boy, is he just a real little pistol.
https://twitter.com/ChipotleTweets/status/773237114221703168
Oh no you didn’t, Shane! Straight to the principal’s office with you, mister.
As it turns out though, the average Twitter user is older than 13, and they were not so amused by Shane’s joke.
As real as this burrito I’m eating. -Shane
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) September 6, 2016
this is pretty inappropriate. It’s like someone’s Dad trying to be cool
— JoeyAlf (@joeyalf) September 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/Based_Ian/status/773239141786001408
you gotta chill
— gemmy (@gemstones999) September 6, 2016
If you’re curious, 420 currently holds a 5 percent lead over 69 in the Chipotle poll, but there’s still time to change that if you want to vote.
Oh, and the correct answer is actually 1, if the full question is, “How many Chipotle burritos does it take to give someone E. coli?”
H/T Business Insider
