Hands-free technology has reached a whole new level.
A Chinese hospital is reportedly employing the use of high-tech machines to ease the process for sperm donors and infertility patients. The machines made headlines for obvious reasons back in 2012 when they were originally developed. The internet has changed a lot since then.
Pictures of the “sperm extractor”—a white and grey machine complete with a small, rhythmically thrusting attachment—showed back up online this week and quickly went viral. People don’t know how to feel about a machine specially made to jerk men off, but they have plenty to say about it.
https://twitter.com/AngryManTV/status/1114259441384398853
The machine is reportedly intended to ease the process for men who struggle to retrieve sperm through traditional methods. It resembles a much more advanced version of the semen extraction tools often used on cattle and stallions, but minus the handlers. It even comes equipped with a small screen, where patients can view erotic images to help the process along.
The speed, height, temperature, and frequency can all be adjusted to suit each patient. Predictably, people online had sperm extraction jokes, um, locked and loaded.
https://twitter.com/andrewIbrooks/status/1115954769686876160
uh i’m sorry but sperm extractor was my nickname in high school is someone paying me royalties https://t.co/oBYBp936NP
— crystal (@crystalsug) April 10, 2019
https://twitter.com/KyleisSorry/status/1115473654903492609
https://twitter.com/hallelujahhorse/status/1115685756956172288
https://twitter.com/Tweet_Dec/status/1115531276776243200
Fun nicknames for your SO: automatic sperm extractor
— claud_irl 🇵🇸 (@claud_irl) April 9, 2019
https://twitter.com/RenoLantana/status/1115626280446197761
Some people had some very valid concerns, like how the machine gets cleaned between donors.
Does the sucker get changed between donors? I'll bet not… How do they keep them sterile? #spermextractor
— RonnyB (@MsRonnyB) April 9, 2019
SW-3701 Trolley Type Sperm Collector
https://twitter.com/DiffPoint_view/status/1115562340705914881
https://twitter.com/danielledash/status/1115597565758586883?s=21
The machines debuted Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China back in 2012. They made their Twitter meme debut on Monday.
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