Right-wing meat lovers turned to Twitter Monday to express fears that a World Health Organization report linking bacon and other processed meats to cancer was nothing more than a vast, evil, Islamic conspiracy. Because clearly the road to global domination is paved with Halal foods.
What do you want to bet that Islam is behind the claim that bacon, ham and sausage cause cancer? #IslamicInvasion— Alisande (@Alisand3) October 26, 2015
I smell islam at work here,— Julian(My real name) formerly known as Jeff (@12voltman60) October 24, 2015
Bacon to be classified as dangerous as asbestos by World Health Organization https://t.co/9qcgntJRkk
I'm a cynic. Is news that bacon is a potential carcinogen true or is it merely more evidence that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a closeted Muslim?— GretchenInOK (@GretchenInOK) October 26, 2015
Bacon causes cancer?— Ryan (@_Ryaaaan) October 26, 2015
This meat bs is illuminati conspiracy. Bacon could never be bad for you. Devil lies. 👹— PrattDaddy.com (@spencerpratt) October 27, 2015
Fox Host: Bacon-Cancer Link Is Part Of A Climate Change Conspiracy https://t.co/nDt9ZG1OqA— Comella (@starfirst) October 27, 2015
But in all this hoopla, did anyone hit upon the simplest explanation for the WHO’s report? Seems to us that the group that stands to gain most from it are pigs themselves. So brace yourself for a swine coup in the near future: If you’ve read Animal Farm, then you know what’s coming.