Ken Paxton and Nate Schatzline

Suspicious bots flood Republicans’ mentions after Texas requires age verification on major websites

Who said irony was dead?

On Mar 15, 2024 by Steven Monacelli

Texas wildfires blamed on directed energy weapons

Conspiracy theorists are blaming Texas wildfires on ‘Directed Energy Weapons’

As should be obvious, there is no evidence whatsoever that space lasers are causing wildfires.

On Mar 5, 2024 by Mikael Thalen

Viewers shocked after Texans realize they no longer have to get their cars inspected

‘This is honestly kinda scary. I’ve seen y’all’s cars’: Viewers shocked after Texans realize they no longer have to get their cars inspected

'I just think it defies logic.'

On Feb 18, 2024 by Kahron Spearman

John Cornyn and Ken Paxton

GOP senator feuds with Texas AG over foreign ad bill, riling right-wingers: ‘Why don’t you move to Ukraine?’

The duo may face each other in a 2026 primary.

On Feb 13, 2024 by Katherine Huggins

Elon Musk over background of buildings and money

After forcing him to buy Twitter, voiding $56 billion Tesla payout, Musk is done with the state of Delaware

Delaware keeps handing Musk Ls.

On Jan 31, 2024 by Katherine Huggins

Texas Flag(l), Social Security cards(r)

Texas secessionist group locks down Facebook page after fears about losing Social Security checks leak out

'This is the funniest thing I’ll read all day.'

On Jan 30, 2024 by Mikael Thalen

University of Texas cancels Black graduation after new anti-DEI law blocks it

‘My whole heart is so sad’: Texas cancels Black graduation after controversial new law blocks it

'As a very proud Longhorn this is such a heartbreaking development.'

On Jan 26, 2024 by Kahron Spearman

showdown between federal government and Texas over barbed wire on the border

‘Civil War’ chatter reaches fever pitch online—as wave of Republican governors side with Texas over Biden, Supreme Court

Over a dozen Republican governors have backed Texas Gov. Abbott's SCOTUS defiance

On Jan 25, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

H-E-B customer shows empty grocery store amid ‘panic buying’ for Texas freeze

‘We’re too late’: H-E-B customer shows empty grocery store amid ‘panic buying’ for Texas freeze

‘Who is panic buying zucchini !?!’

On Jan 14, 2024 by Melody Heald

Ted Cruz speaks into mic

‘Curse is absolutely real’: Texas sports fans want Ted Cruz banned from games after UT playoff defeat adds to slew of brutal losses he’s attended

'The Ted Cruz Curse is absolutely real.'

On Jan 2, 2024 by Katherine Huggins

Houston Police(l), Alex Rosen(r)

‘We’re always trying to recruit him’: Houston police union praises vigilante with history of using racial slurs

The Houston Police Officers’ Union stands by its posts praising self-proclaimed “Predator Poacher” Alex Rosen.

On Dec 27, 2023 by Steven Monacelli

Mark Cuban

Mark Cuban’s recent moves spark speculation 2024 presidential run is looming

'I will bet money today on him winning.'

On Nov 29, 2023 by Katherine Huggins

Attendee shares harrowing video from active shooter at Texas State Fair

‘def not what u wanna see at the top of the ferris wheel ’: Attendees share harrowing video from active shooter at State Fair of Texas

'This is the safest place for you to be.'

On Oct 15, 2023 by Stacy Fernandez

Home Depot building with sign (l) woman speaking in car with caption 'and by realize I am now exiting America and heading to Mexico I drive through' (c) Mexico USA directions on sign (r)

‘It happened to me!’: Texan says she accidentally drove to Mexico while trying to get to Home Depot

'This is missed exit to the extreme.'

On Oct 12, 2023 by Stacy Fernandez

Joe Jonas Don't Mess With Texas PSA

How Joe Jonas became the face of Texas’ anti-littering campaign—and got paid $150,000 for it

Jonas' Texas-ness was questioned at times.

On Sep 8, 2023 by Amelia Wu