Robert Morris over facebook likes

‘Some girls at 12 are beautiful’: Pastors online rush to defend Trump evangelical advisor who admitted ‘kissing and petting’ child

‘Some young girls at 12 years old are very beautiful and sexy.’

On by Katherine Huggins

A photographer for FOX 7 in Austin was arrested during the protests at University of Texas Austin:

‘I didn’t hit an officer’: Video shows Texas officers slamming cameraman to the ground during campus protest. The cameraman gets arrested

‘This is the “find out” portion of the program’

On by Nina Hernandez

dan crenshaw and tucker carlson

‘Cowardly, know-nothing elitist:’ Tucker Carlson’s claim Israel is killing Christians faces conservative backlash

Rep. Dan Crenshaw laid into Carlson in response.

On by Katherine Huggins

Someone staring at the solar eclipse

‘My retinas are toast’: Do your eyes hurt after the eclipse? It’s not just you

‘Congratulations, everyone. We’ve done it.’

On by Kahron Spearman

Ted Cruz with microphone and headphones with follar hearts in the background

Ted Cruz hit with election finance complaint over $600,000 in podcast payments to his PAC

Ted Cruz doesn’t take any payment for the podcast, but his PAC does.

On by Marlon Ettinger

Governor of Texas Greg Abbott speaks during CPAC Texas 2022 conference at Hilton Anatole

‘Where’s the legislation to protect Christians?’ Gregg Abbott’s executive order targeting antisemitism enrages far-right base

Gregg Abbott took steps to aid in the right-wing fight against antisemitsm on college campuses.

On by Marlon Ettinger

Ted Cruz mistakes Weiner and Wiener in online spat with former law school classmate

‘He’s got the wrong Weiner’: Ted Cruz mixes up senator with disgraced politician Anthony Weiner during online spat

Cruz appears to have mixed up the two Weiners on purpose.

On by Katherine Huggins

Ken Paxton and Nate Schatzline

Suspicious bots flood Republicans’ mentions after Texas requires age verification on major websites

Who said irony was dead?

On by Steven Monacelli

Texas wildfires blamed on directed energy weapons

Conspiracy theorists are blaming Texas wildfires on ‘Directed Energy Weapons’

As should be obvious, there is no evidence whatsoever that space lasers are causing wildfires.

On by Mikael Thalen

Viewers shocked after Texans realize they no longer have to get their cars inspected

‘This is honestly kinda scary. I’ve seen y’all’s cars’: Viewers shocked after Texans realize they no longer have to get their cars inspected

‘I just think it defies logic.’

On by Kahron Spearman

John Cornyn and Ken Paxton

GOP senator feuds with Texas AG over foreign ad bill, riling right-wingers: ‘Why don’t you move to Ukraine?’

The duo may face each other in a 2026 primary.

On by Katherine Huggins

Elon Musk over background of buildings and money

After forcing him to buy Twitter, voiding $56 billion Tesla payout, Musk is done with the state of Delaware

Delaware keeps handing Musk Ls.

On by Katherine Huggins

Texas Flag(l), Social Security cards(r)

Texas secessionist group locks down Facebook page after fears about losing Social Security checks leak out

‘This is the funniest thing I’ll read all day.’

On by Mikael Thalen

University of Texas cancels Black graduation after new anti-DEI law blocks it

‘My whole heart is so sad’: Texas cancels Black graduation after controversial new law blocks it

‘As a very proud Longhorn this is such a heartbreaking development.’

On by Kahron Spearman

showdown between federal government and Texas over barbed wire on the border

‘Civil War’ chatter reaches fever pitch online—as wave of Republican governors side with Texas over Biden, Supreme Court

Over a dozen Republican governors have backed Texas Gov. Abbott’s SCOTUS defiance

On by Marlon Ettinger

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