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Viral tweet claims teen expelled for playing Pornhub theme at school talent show

The mystery drummer is being hailed a hero.


Rachel Kiley


Posted on Feb 2, 2020   Updated on May 19, 2021, 4:29 pm CDT

A lot of people are talented, but sometimes you have to go that extra mile to do something that really makes you stand out. Even if it gets you expelled from high school, apparently.

That’s what may have happened to one teen who played two whole seconds of a drumbeat for his school’s talent show.

“YEOOOOOOO they expelled this kid for playing this during his talent show,” Twitter user @Mikeyrocksswrote. “I’m bout pass out.”

If you know it, you know it. But if you don’t, here’s some context for you:

Yes, it would appear that this adventurous teen opted to play the intro to all the Pornhub community videos in front of his entire school. And what’s more–it’s obvious from the reaction that a whole lot of kids at that school knew exactly what was up.

“The scary thing is how many kids recognize that theme and just roared right after he finished,” Twitter user @real_EVanimates pointed out.

Nothing more appears to be known about this teen at the time, or where the video originated, but that isn’t stopping people on Twitter from singing his praises for being such a bold and daring trailblazer in his own right.

“Not all heroes wear capes,” Twitter user @wavybot declared, to an anticipated response of, “But some watch porn.”

Though some folks were just seriously shook to discover Pornhub has its own theme song.

“The fact that all [these] children caught on to it that quick and I’m here like ‘the fuck! They had a theme song’ I skip to the good parts,” Twitter user @Miss_Glow_ wrote.

But while there’s no actual proof that this unknown school actually expelled this anonymous horny teen for lowkey reminding all of his classmates that porn exists, if it did happen, we all have one question: Which faculty member awkwardly copped to knowing what this was in order to rat him out?

Whoever this mystery drummer is, hopefully, he didn’t actually get expelled. But if he did, maybe he’ll eventually come forward, because Pornhub should totally give him a free lifetime subscription for his activism… when he turns 18.


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*First Published: Feb 2, 2020, 4:21 pm CST