Everyone needs a friend like Ariana Grande.
On Twitter late Thursday the “Thank U, Next” singer tried to help her friend score a date with A$AP Rocky after his alleged sex tape leaked earlier this week.
Rocky perfectly defended his penis from the memes about the tape.
“MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO,” Rocky tweeted. “BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER FUCKED HIM RATE HIM.”
MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER FUCKED HIM RATE HIM 😮— LORD FLACKO JODYE II (@asvpxrocky) December 19, 2019
But Grande’s response to his tweet was even better.
“My friend Courtney said it looked just fine!” Grande tweeted, plugging Courtney Chipolone’s Instagram handle in the post.
my friend courtney says it looks just fine ! (@ courtneychipolone on ig) https://t.co/CUUXSBjTO5— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) December 20, 2019
Grande then doubled-down on her remarks with a hilarious shoutout to her friend. “Merry Christmas Courtney,” the singer wrote.
merry christmas courtney— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) December 20, 2019
Twitter detectives say Rocky hasn’t followed Chipolone yet, but we’re keeping our eyes peeled. And if you don’t remember Chipolone, she’s one of Grande’s besties who played the infamous Gretchen Wieners in Grande’s “Thank U, Next” music video.
According to PopBuzz, Chipolone wasn’t too peeved at her friend. She posted a screenshot of Grande’s original tweet to an Instagram story with the caption: “@arianagrande my guy.”
As it turns out, everyone’s here for Grande playing wingwoman.
.@arianagrande really came online to be courtney’s wing woman and just dipped.. SHOW ME SOME LOVE TOO— gio ⁷ (@orbitscry) December 20, 2019
i can not believe ariana grande just put out her neck and tweeted asap rocky to put her friend on… i’m truly speechless this is the best thing to ever happen— jade (@jadeeenicoleee) December 20, 2019
For now, Rocky hasn’t publicly responded to Grande’s tweets
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