Rachel Kiley
Rachel Kiley is a writer who sometimes writes things and sometimes is based in L.A., but is definitely always on Twitter @rachelkiley.
'I would have been fired just by the look on my face during this meeting.'
On Dec 7, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
'Are we sure that McDonald's isn't a little greedy?'
On Dec 5, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
'This would have devastated me.'
On Nov 30, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
'Baby that's the job.'
On Nov 28, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
‘We don’t throw out any donuts.’
On Nov 23, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
‘Why am I gonna pay to fill my own tires when they do it for free.’
'Can customers just talk to me like I’m a person?'
On Nov 21, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
'This feels like a bait-and-switch.'
On Nov 16, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
"I still have nightmares about these guests."
On Nov 14, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
'I want to put this as my alarm clock sound.'
On Nov 9, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
'They have to give it to you.'
On Nov 7, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
'You are today years old when you knew that this is an actual button.'
On Nov 2, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
'I hope that Chipotle is the first fast casual restaurant where all of the human employees are replaced by robots.'
On Oct 31, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
Save time and money with these simple cleaning hacks.
On Oct 15, 2023 by Rachel Kiley
This meme feels like a permanent part of the internet's lexicon.
