Marlon Ettinger
Marlon Ettinger writes about politics, crime, and culture.
Apple Vision Pro user gets bonked by public WiFI login pop-up—unlocking new fear
It stopped them in their tracks.
On Feb 7, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
‘LFG!’: Far-right influencers plotting primary efforts aimed at Republicans who voted against impeaching Homeland Secretary
Other Republicans wondered why they were wasting time with an impeachment vote at all.
‘That light, queasy feeling’: Apple’s New Vision Pro is turning heads—and churching stomachs
It’s awesome and nauseous.
‘I would have guessed like 12’: DocuSign layoffs have the internet shook (again) about how many people work at DocuSign
It’s over 7,000 employees, man.
On Feb 6, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
TikTok appears to be automatically banning people with dwarfism because it thinks they’re underage
One user thinks TikTok might have rolled out a new AI filtering tool.
Amid reports of looming dismissal, top Ukrainian general flirts on Facebook with far-right military leader
Zaluzhny received an award from a far-right military offshoot accused of having ties to Nazis.
On Feb 5, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
‘I don’t need to rob my fans’: Andrew Tate’s old comments on crypto resurface after he claims he’s launching his own coin
He’d previously promised to never get involved in crypto, which he said was run by dorks.
On Feb 1, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Mindset gurus, biohackers, crypto bros all jacked Peter Thiel is investing in Olympic alternative where steroids are allowed
For those bored with modern Olympians.
‘The future of the Republican Party actually wins’: DeSantis’ spectacular primary flameout instantly forgotten after Disney suit dismissed
DeSantis fans contrasted his legal wins to Trump’s legal setbacks
On Jan 31, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
‘Again, I’m Singaporean!’: Tom Cotton grills TikTok CEO over membership in Chinese Communist Party—despite not being from China
Chew, who is Singaporean, is ineligible for membership in the Chinese Communist Party.
Logan Paul’s attorneys accuse YouTube lawyer of secretly coordinating with crypto debunking influencer Coffeezilla on class-action suit
Paul’s lawyers claim that Coffezilla is being fed information from another YouTuber involved in the suit.
On Jan 30, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Baffling new viral claim posits it is ‘scientifically impossible’ to travel across the Atlantic Ocean
The poster also said the slave trade didn’t happen until the 1900s, and cargo ships weren’t around until 1855.
On Jan 29, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Vivek Ramaswamy hit with a lawsuit over ‘annoying’ New Hampshire robocalls
It’s unclear if the suit has any legs.
On Jan 25, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
‘Civil War’ chatter reaches fever pitch online—as wave of Republican governors side with Texas over Biden, Supreme Court
Over a dozen Republican governors have backed Texas Gov. Abbott’s SCOTUS defiance
Hillary Clinton’s ‘Barbie’ Oscar snub-2016 election comparison drives the internet off a cliff
It was a discourse bomb.
On Jan 24, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
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