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Marlon Ettinger


Marlon Ettinger writes about politics, crime, and culture. Email him with tips and ideas at marlonjettinger@gmail.com.

Trump's appearance on Logan Paul's podcast revives height question

‘Something doesn’t add up’: Trump’s appearance on Logan Paul’s podcast revives height question

Logan Paul looked taller than the former president.

On Jun 13, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Jake Paul goes on Fox News to talk politics, promote body spray, while Logan Paul faces off with Donald Trump ahead of podcast

Jake Paul hypes upcoming Trump appearance on brother Logan’s podcast with Fox News hit

Are the Paul brothers pivoting to Trump?

On Jun 13, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Ted Cruz speaks into mic

Elon Musk’s move to make X likes private spurs requiem for Ted Cruz’s infamous 9/11 blunder

An iconic internet moment will never be able to happen again.

On Jun 12, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Hunter Biden with text that says 'free hunter' over it

Memers push for ‘Free Hunter Biden’ walkout this Friday

Others proposed a general strike.

On Jun 12, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Cybertruck with disguise and regular cybertruck

Cybertrucks still can’t recognize other Cybertrucks—4 years after Musk promised they would

The Cybertruck showed up as a sedan.

On Jun 12, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Hunter Biden in prison uniform

Hunter Biden’s biggest haters are suddenly annoyed he was convicted on gun charges

Be careful what you wish for.

On Jun 11, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

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‘I wouldn’t call this celebrating the community’: Investment firm’s LGBTQ tribute trolled after exec filmed punching Pride attendee

The post racked up wry responses.

On Jun 10, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

TikToker shares story about aggressive tow truck drivers after Tesla crash

TikToker spins elaborate tow truck-Tesla conspiracy after car crashes into his house

But it may not be entirely true.

On Jun 10, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

MrBeast knockoff now repping Cyprus in EU Parliament

MrBeast wannabe running gag campaign accidentally wins seat in EU Parliament

Fidias Panayiotou has 2.5 million followers.

On Jun 10, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Devin Nunes says short sellers are still illegally attacking Trump Media - but some fans says he's not doing enough

Devin Nunes demands Congress, Nasdaq investigate short sellers wrecking Trump media stock

But passionate Trump stock owners don’t think it’s enough.

On Jun 6, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

View of a person shooting fireworks at a Lamborghini from a helicopter

A YouTuber with 1 million followers charged for shooting fireworks from a helicopter at a Lamborghini

You aren’t supposed to bring a bomb on a plane.

On Jun 6, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Joe Biden in front of US-Mexican border in Arizona

‘Didn’t age well’: Biden’s old immigration tweet blasting Trump resurfaces after new asylum order

It’s the opposite of what he ran on.

On Jun 5, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Notice of Rent Increase document with key and coins

A corporate landlord was raided by the FBI in a rent-fixing investigation—but renters online long fostered complaints

Posters online sounded the alarm bell for years against companies currently involved in civil suits.

On Jun 4, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman covered in blood in American Psycho(l), Josh Brolin in Sicario(r)

The ‘GOP we need’ meme is calling for ruthless, violent killers to take over the party

The meme struck a chord with some frustrated Republicans.

On Jun 4, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

Nick Fuentes mocked for Alex Jones tribute that edited out Ali Alexander

‘You cropped a certain someone: Nick Fuentes mocked for Alex Jones tribute that edited out Ali Alexander

‘He’s always said he admires Stalin,’ cracked one observer.

On Jun 3, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger

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