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Elijah Watson


Elijah Watson is an internet culture and entertainment reporter. His work has been published by the Daily Beast, Vice, Complex, Bustle, Uproxx, and Okayplayer.

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Man inserts glowstick way up his nose, sets world record

More than 50 centimeters of nostril-on-glowstick action.

On Jan 29, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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McDonald’s dragged for selling mozzarella sticks with no cheese in them

Nothing stings like an empty promise.

On Jan 29, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Thousands of gamers want Danny DeVito to be the voice of Pikachu

Join the cause.

On Jan 29, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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The Internet can’t stop Photoshopping this smug little goat

He had it coming.

On Jan 28, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Rent this fully loaded ‘Netflix and Chill’ room on Airbnb

Nothing subtle about this.

On Jan 28, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Shut down Twitter, because Amber Rose has coined history’s greatest hashtag

It's a mic-dropper.

On Jan 27, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Watch this dude perform incredible midair acrobatics in a wind tunnel

This looks like way too much fun.

On Jan 25, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Rihanna tried to tease her new album, but all she did was spark a meme

You hear this album yet?

On Jan 25, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Australian police are cracking down on that stupid ‘Be Like Bill’ meme

He's a wanted man.

On Jan 25, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Minneapolis has been overrun by frozen pairs of pants

It's a little creepy—but way cool.

On Jan 21, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Sarah Palin meets Iggy Azalea in worst Vine mashup of 2016

A match made in hell.

On Jan 20, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Anthropologie’s $100 rusted trash can makes sense—because everything they sell is garbage

Ban this store.

On Jan 20, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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This is why you never drive with a carton of wine on your car roof

That's gonna stain.

On Jan 19, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Here’s everything you shouldn’t say to your Uber driver

'Has it been busy today?'

On Jan 19, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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These chill dudes weren’t fazed by an avalanche

No big deal.

On Jan 19, 2016 by Elijah Watson