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Elijah Watson


Elijah Watson is an internet culture and entertainment reporter. His work has been published by the Daily Beast, Vice, Complex, Bustle, Uproxx, and Okayplayer.

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7-year-old boy tries to take out armed robbers with his bare hands

This ain't a video game, kid.

On May 26, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Riding this Dildo Hoverboard is not for the faint of vagina

It's exactly what it sounds like.

On May 25, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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This artificial intelligence app turns your photos into weird poetry

See things differently.

On May 25, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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The photographer who gave us Crying Jordan had no idea it was a meme

Also, he loves it.

On May 23, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Dude says goodbye to his graduate thesis with photos of their time together

It's so hard to let go.

On May 20, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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These 3 lizards out for sex are every bro you’ve met at the club

You know these guys.

On May 18, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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I tried to buy good luck from a sketchy website for $1

It kinda worked.

On May 17, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Man arrested for singing Beyoncé too loudly in mall

Sad that no one else got in formation.

On May 13, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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What makes ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ the most memeable cartoon?

Who lives in a pineapple under the meme?

On May 13, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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How many guitar faces is it possible for John Mayer to make in 90 seconds?

This man is talented with his hands. And his face.

On May 12, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Our definitive list of Facebook’s 34 must-see fake concerts

We can totally hook you up with tix.

On May 12, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Giant dog is now best friends with tiny hummingbird he rescued

Opposites attract.

On May 11, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Maple Match will help you find love in Canada after you flee Donald Trump

Don't just move to Canada. Find love in Canada.

On May 10, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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What the actual f**k is up with this baby gender announcement?

Um.

On May 7, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Man believes landlord may be pooping in his cat’s litter box

But the rent is dirt cheap.

On May 6, 2016 by Elijah Watson