What sexting would be like if you did it IRL

Tales of terrible sexters are legion on the Internet. Yet it seems that 99 percent of daters (especially dudes, let’s be honest) trying to spice things up over the phone make the same mistakes ad infinitum.

Perhaps that’s because the interaction is virtual: Without the other person’s judgmental face staring back, it’s easy to imagine you’re coming off as alluring and attractive.

So imagine, for a moment, what your go-to sext would sound like if you spoke it aloud to your sought-after hookup. It might go a little bit like this…

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Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'