What sexting would be like if you did it IRL

Tales of terrible sexters are legion on the Internet. Yet it seems that 99 percent of daters (especially dudes, let’s be honest) trying to spice things up over the phone make the same mistakes ad infinitum.

Perhaps that’s because the interaction is virtual: Without the other person’s judgmental face staring back, it’s easy to imagine you’re coming off as alluring and attractive.

So imagine, for a moment, what your go-to sext would sound like if you spoke it aloud to your sought-after hookup. It might go a little bit like this…

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