Pole vaulter has Olympic bid sabotaged by his own penis

Dicks can often be a liability during athletic events. They get in the way when wearing a harness for rock climbing, and there’s almost nothing worse than a soccer ball straight to the nuts.

And as for losing out on the opportunity to compete in the Olympics thanks to your own lil’ member? Well, that takes the cake for horrible penis-related situations.

On Saturday, Japan’s Hiroki Ogita blew the qualifying round of Rio’s pole vaulting competition. Technically, his leg is what fucked up his chance, since it hits first, but his own pole was definitely involved as well. 

Redditors posted the cringeworthy moment to r/gifs


As one person pointed out: “Live by the pole, die by the pole.” Damn. Talk about getting cockblocked.

And while we’re major proponents of dicks out for Harambe, it’s probably worthwhile to make sure it’s properly secured before trying to make it to the Olympics. 

H/T Reddit

Gabe Bergado

Gabe Bergado

Gabe Bergado is a Daily Dot alumnus who covered dank memes, teens, and the weirdest corners of the Internet. One time, Ted Cruz supporters turned him into a meme—or at least tried to. In 2017, he started reporting for Teen Vogue's entertainment section.