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God bless the united steaks of America.
By 1991, the restaurant chain Sizzler—offering steak, seafood, and a salad bar in a casual, family-friendly setting—was well on its way to bankruptcy and obscurity. So it’s no shocker that it pulled out all the stops in this insanely patriotic, five-minute-long promotional spot.
Don’t know about the food, but if this franchise was running for president, it’d have my vote:
What an injustice it is that such a fine establishment has mostly faded away while Fuddruckers lives on.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'