Two titans walked into the second presidential debate, and both emerged victorious. The internet agreed that a housefly and voter Kenneth Bone each gave a flawless performance.
The fly that kept landing on Hillary Clinton was strong early in the debate, distracting viewers while further proving her seemingly endless patience with agents of pestilence and decay.
Anyone else see that fly just chilllin on her shirt pic.twitter.com/jrTQQmtFV2— Cobey (@cthernandez11) October 10, 2016
Yo why does Hillary let this fly just chill pic.twitter.com/er2Jx0Pn65— widd (@philphidd) October 10, 2016
A FLY JUST LANDED ON HER FACE pic.twitter.com/NFGwP56oRm— BryceIsRight (@BryceSuid) October 10, 2016
But the late-breaking surprise was Ken Bone, an undecided voter who stole America’s hearts with his smart mustache, gentle aura, suggestive last name, and concern about fossil fuel jobs.
pick up the phone baby— Hoodie Allen (@HoodieAllen) October 10, 2016
you know im ken bone baby pic.twitter.com/eS0o0NVakG
this is a Ken Bone fan account now— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 10, 2016
And while all commentators agreed that the fly and Ken Bone delivered big at Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri, on Sunday night, before an audience of millions, many said Bone had the ultimate edge, not least because he brought a disposable camera.
Kenny Bone just soaking the moment in https://t.co/lYKnIjcl4s— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) October 10, 2016
I'm sorry Harambe … there's a guy on teevee called "Ken Bone." Your time is done.— urinal competence (@yerpalmildsauce) October 10, 2016
When you see your girl talking to Ken Bone pic.twitter.com/0sVLP1M9sh— Garrett Green (@garrettgreen) October 10, 2016
Still, the election could go either way.