Fox News’ Dana Perino has a pretty lengthy resume in conservative politics. She served as the White House Press Secretary for President George W. Bush, stars as a co-host on The Five, and she even has her own show on Fox called The Daily Briefing with Dana Perino.
But don’t ask Perino to make you chile con queso for the Super Bowl. If you do, it’s not going to come out pretty.
Perino shared her queso dip minutes after kickoff, exposing the world to a brown-and-yellow hard chunk that looks more like something you’d find on a college dorm bathroom floor than a game-day spread.
“I made queso,” she tweeted, which as @leyawn described, sounded like “when a kid announces they pooped.”
I made queso pic.twitter.com/WXLFNcZlfU
— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) February 3, 2019
i read “i made queso” like when a kid announces they pooped
— leon (@leyawn) February 4, 2019
Twitter quickly gave Perino’s queso special the Gordon Ramsay treatment.
Do you live in a tannery?
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 4, 2019
Did you use one or two bottles of soy sauce?
— Grubb (@JeffGrubb) February 4, 2019
Cool. So why did you post a picture of heated shit in a Crock Pot instead of your Queso?
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) February 4, 2019
That’s the Laura Ingraham of quesos.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) February 4, 2019
It’s like a metaphor for your network. pic.twitter.com/lC5j4Pkvi1
— Tim Dragga (@timdragga) February 4, 2019
https://twitter.com/dianelyssa/status/1092222957026529280
It didn’t take long for the photoshops to begin.
I want a Crying Jordan face on that dish.
— Bärí A. Williams, Esq. (@BariAWilliams) February 4, 2019
https://twitter.com/FailShark/status/1092248851543662593
— EDDIE MCCLINTOCK (@EddieMcClintock) February 4, 2019
And others posted their own “I made queso” tweets.
huh. i made queso too just by looking at yours pic.twitter.com/oDwP6AH9nx
— Drake and Drash (@StolenVelour_) February 4, 2019
I made queso pic.twitter.com/nJqXZYgKRV
— JEHawks (@jehawks) February 4, 2019
I made queso pic.twitter.com/2dsQWdVmVa
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 4, 2019
https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/1092257730918797312
I made queso pic.twitter.com/XUzPq4oynJ
— Gene Park (@GenePark) February 4, 2019
was gonna post goatse with the caption “I made queso” but just imagine it I guess
— america’s lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) February 4, 2019
Perino’s recipe has a new name now: “queso con mierda.” That’s “queso with shit,” for the uninformed.
Queso con mierda
— OrganicCucumber (@OrganicCucumber) February 4, 2019
Ay Dana. Eso no es queso, parece ser caca
— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) February 4, 2019
As for Perino, don’t worry, she’s taking her roasting in stride.
At least tweets about my terrible queso are more entertaining than this game
— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) February 4, 2019
🤦🏼♀️ https://t.co/LPEBbgSJIr
— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) February 4, 2019
The Daily Dot reached out to Perino for comment on the matter and is awaiting her response.
