In other news, has anyone lost a ferret recently?
As with many of the Best Internet Things™, we can’t bring ourselves to care if this Craigslist post is tongue-in-cheek or wholly sincere. Either way, it suggests a brilliant mind at work.
Really, I defy you to concoct a better description of a ferret than this:
Found (assuming) pet. Some sort of cat snake? Long and nimble but with dryish fur and cat teeth. Seems to like cat food, but isn’t a cat. Please come take this off my hands it smells weird.
As of press time, the “cat snake” had not been claimed, and is likely slithering about somewhere.
Pure, uncut internet. Straight to your inbox.