If there is one good type of Twitter, it is escaped animal Twitter. Everyone took the day off back when llamas were on the loose, and now, feel free to chuck it in this afternoon, because we have an escaped cow.
(I can’t entirely promise you won’t be fired if you do this, but hey, whatever.)
A cow is on the loose in Brooklyn. I don’t have much to say other than watch it. As of now, it appears to be trapped in a ballfield.
COW ON THE LOOSE: Watch live as a runaway cow tries to evade capture in a Brooklyn ball field.Details: http://via.pix11.com/nivql
Posted by PIX 11 on Tuesday, October 17, 2017
Here are some good tweets about the loose cow.
this cow is more popular than we'll ever be, wow https://t.co/Cwpy1Z0ztw
— Brooklyn Magazine (@brooklynmag) October 17, 2017
Police: What are your demands?
Steer: My horns and my balls
P: We can't do that
S: Well, let me at least stomp on Harvey Weinstein's pic.twitter.com/fHUWf7Soaw
— Robert Maguire @ #NICAR20 (@RobertMaguire_) October 17, 2017
RUN FASTER COW
— chelsea adelaine hassler (@chelseaadelaine) October 17, 2017
a crowd has gathered around a cow on the loose in prospect park. hundreds are watching online as police prepare to detain it
— Harry Cheadle (@HCheadle) October 17, 2017
We are all rooting for you, cow, though let’s not forget the last time this happened, a deer died.
Update 12:28pm CT, Oct. 17: The cow has been caught.
— Gothamist (@Gothamist) October 17, 2017