Everything changes when you throw a cat instead of a bouquet.
Traditionally, brides toss flowers to the other (usually single) women at a wedding reception. The bouquet, of course, triggers a lightning rod of destiny to zap whoever catches it, sending a cavalry of square-jawed suitors to her hotel suite. Depending on what rom-coms you’ve seen, the tradition sometimes turns into a wrestling match.
Everything changes when you throw a cat instead.
It’s obvious as to why they’re getting in each other’s faces more than ever. Their friend or relative just threw a cat in the air and, well, despite cats’ ability to land on their feet, they want to save it. Plus, it’s a free cat, and who doesn’t want one of those?
And unlike the bouquet, this prize will last you and love you for years to come.
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