This Apple Watch takedown will crush your fanboy heart

Were you salivating as Tim Cook enumerated the specs and features of the Apple Watch at yesterday’s Cupertino product launch? Well, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Don’t take my word for it, though—here, in just two minutes, Jacksfilms manages to make everything about this new device seem not merely unimpressive but an affront to our intelligence as a species. By the end, you’ll find yourself nostalgic for the Bronze Age. 

Pretty brutal, right? Oh, I see you’re already lined up outside the Apple Store. I’ll leave you alone with your sense of anticipation.

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