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12 pre-carved pumpkins for people who have zero artistic talent

The best of pumpkin carving, just without the blood, sweat and tears.

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Marisa Losciale

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Pumpkin carving can be fun … if you’re artistic and patient. But many of us lack those virtues, which is totally fine. Why slave over a gourd that’s going to shrivel and rot in the coming weeks? If we’re being honest, it just sounds like you have nothing better to do.

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These pre-carved pumpkins are about to save your life. Not literally, but metaphorically. Plus, if you’re a pet or child owner, pre-carved pumpkins are a surefire way to guarantee your decor makes it to Halloween. As an added bonus, pre-carved pumpkins can be used year after year! Lazy AND efficient – now that’s what I call getting into the holiday spirit.

1) Shine bright all night, like a fairy. 

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2) Your Halloween decor isn’t complete without a black cat. 

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3) The Empire struck back with pre-carved pumpkins, thats for damn sure. 

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4) A classic. 

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5) Boo!

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6) It’s no carriage, but it’ll do. 

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7) Everything is better in pink.

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8) Hoo do you think you are?

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9) No nightmare here. 

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10) Talk a walk on the Dark Side. 

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11) This sure is swell!

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12) Decorate your house, you will. 

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