Leslie Jones and John Mayer

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He could just have sex with her instead.

Leslie Jones, like many of us, would rather John Mayer shut up and f**k her already.

Early this morning, Jones tweeted a photo of her and the songwriter/noted sex-haver, and said Mayer had offered to write a song about her. “I think he should have sex with me instead am I wrong?” she asked, giving voice to the millions who think he’s hot but would rather stub a cigarette out on their arm than listen to “Your Body Is A Wonderland” again.

Jones also took to the stage at the Emmy’s last night to joke about Ernst & Young’s protection of the Emmy award winners. “Don’t nobody wanna know about boring Emmy secrets. But since you good at keeping things safe, I got a job for you—my Twitter account,” she said. “Y’all over here using your skills to protect Best Voiceover in a Sitcom. Meanwhile, I’m butt-naked on CNN.” The joke was in reference to the numerous times the comedian has recently faced abuse online. 

Maybe Ernst & Young could give Twitter some security tips. 

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