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Make every trip to the toilet a fancy one with an affordable bidet

Your butt is going to be so clean.


Jaime Carrillo


Posted on Oct 17, 2017   Updated on May 22, 2021, 2:10 pm CDT

Say what you will about Europe, but they’re miles ahead of us as far as wiping is concerned. Clean yourself the fancy French way with a bidet.

There’s no need to install a second fixture into your bathroom. This bidet installs easily on any toilet. The high pressure faucet cleans your front and backside after you’ve done your business. When it’s not in use, it retracts so it doesn’t stick out like a sore thumb. Best of all, the self-cleaning feature ensures the utmost sanitary protection. Plus, with chrome plated controls it just looks so gosh dang fancy.

Clean yourself like a posh aristocrat and never touch a piece of toilet paper again. This affordable bidet is available on Amazon for only $34.79 (regularly $39.95).

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*First Published: Oct 17, 2017, 8:50 am CDT