It may be 11:30am on the East Coast, but it’s never to early to be horny—not when the fate of the free world is at stake.
This weekend, the 2020 Democratic contenders were at the Iowa State Fair, a quadrennial tradition that indicates the presidential election is really upon us.
At the Iowa State Fair, Democratic hopefuls have been mingling with local folk, playing coy about President Donald Trump’s ties to white supremacy, and eating deep-fried food on a stick. Here’s New York Mayor Bill de Blasio partaking in the festivities.
The mayor gets his first food of the day: an original corn dog. “This is health food,” he says. I’m told he plans to eat a lot today. pic.twitter.com/rH4fWCGX9O
— Kim Norvell (@KimNorvellDMR) August 11, 2019
Is this presidential?
Perhaps a more pertinent and pressing question: Is this hot?
Give it a try as a GIF first before you make up your mind.
You decide. But one thing is for certain. That look he is rocking is a straight rip-off of another candidate’s attempt at sexual energy: Beto O’Rourke during his Vanity Fair photoshoot.
Bill de Blasio. An old, poor man’s Beto.
Maybe that’s not a bad thing?
- Bill de Blasio, Elizabeth Warren call for abolishing private insurance
- Why every 2020 Democrat is canceled
- No one believes Bill de Blasio’s son sent him these debate prep texts
- Bill de Blasio’s presidential announcement is already a disaster
Got five minutes? We’d love to hear from you. Help shape our journalism and be entered to win an Amazon gift card by filling out our 2019 reader survey.