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Alex Jones pledges to eat his neighbor if foodstuffs run out

It’s just bluster.


Zachary Petrizzo


Far right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones caught the attention of Twitter Friday, following a clip of him pledging he will eat his neighbors in the event the coronavirus lockdown continues.

In vivid detail, Jones declared on his conspiracy radio show, the Alex Jones Show, that little would stop him from resorting to cannibalism if coronavirus stay-at-home orders implemented by state governors are not lifted. 

“I’ll admit it. I will eat my neighbors,” Jones began. 

“I’m not letting my kids die. I’m just going, to be honest. I have extrapolated this out. I won’t have to for a few years, because I have food and stuff. But I’m literally looking at my neighbors now, going, ‘Am I ready to hang them up and gut them and skin them and chop them up?’ And you know what, I’m ready,” the provocateur, who was arrested for DWI in his hometown of Austin, Texas in March, stated.

Jones then declared, “I’ll eat my neighbors. … I’ll eat your ass, I will.”

Fuming with anger and rage, he continued: “My point is, have you thought about this yet? Because I’m somebody that thought I could fix this, and I’m starting to think about having to eat my neighbors. You think I like sizing up my neighbor, how I’m gonna haul him up by a chain? Chop his ass up?”

The Texas native further riffed that he would eat his neighbor’s “ass,” while adding he hopes the “globalists” hear him. 

“I’ll do it! My children aren’t going hungry! I’ll eat your ass! And that’s what I want the globalists to know … I will eat your ass first!” Jones cried out.

Twitter users quickly obliterated Jones and mocked him endlessly for saying he will “eat ass.”

Jones’ ex-wife also weighed in on the clip, saying it was “homicidal.”

The InfoWars founder’s remarks follow the his endorsing protests aimed to break stay-at-home directives and selling “nanosilver toothpaste,” which he falsely claims kills the coronavirus.  

Of course, as with anything Jones spews, this is bluster.

Texas’ stay-at-home order was lifted yesterday


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