Mike Rothschild

It's an old scandal the president has decided to rebrand.

This is something else.

Today could be the day.

Brace yourselves for grandiose "wheeled vehicles only, no tanks."

Everyone wants to know.

The internet will never forget the VP who loved ice cream, Obama, and you.

Their knot very good at spelling.

It's not a completely rosy outlook.

Is someone murdering doctors in America in the name of holistic medicine? Not likely.

It's all over the place.

Ronny Jackson shouldn't feel too bad.

And is he really as scary as people say?

Is Bey a spy? A member of the Illuminati? We'll never know.

There's a lot more going on.

There certainly is smoke, but no fire.

David Dennison isn't all that odd.

Even hours of footage didn't quiet conspiracy theorists.

Don't be fooled.