How to turn an old TV into a ‘Seinfeld’-themed aquarium

Odds are you’ve come dangerously close to frying your brain by rewatching the entirety of Seinfeld every month or so—I know I have. But if you think a show about everyday human banalities is the limit of tedium as entertainment, well, you ain’t seen “nothing” yet.

Here, courtesy of Imgur user matttheman11, is a series of easy-to-follow instructions for turning an old cathode ray TV set (fairly cheap on Craigslist) into an aquarium that resembles the most iconic apartment of the 1990s. Sorry, Friends, your place lacked … character.

We’re sad to report that searching Google for images of “fish that look like Kramer” yields negligible results, but evolution should get us there soon.

Photo by Michele Schafferman/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'