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Ohio State marching band strikes again with classic rock tribute
This stadium’s rockin’—you should come a-knockin’.
You’ve seen them turn into superheroes and dinosaurs. You’ve seen their Wizard of Oz homage. Now see the best marching band in college football (hailing from Ohio State Univeristy) show their appreciation for heavy rock riffs in a performance that put every Super Bowl halftime show to shame.
Half the fun here is not knowing what shape the group will take for a given band—Scorpions, the Rolling Stones, and The Edgar Winter Group all get their due—but we have to voice our love for the mechanical simulacrum that accompanies The Who’s “Pinball Wizard.”
Man, I wanna march and blare all night—and rest my feet all day.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'