Why do Republicans
Let Donald Trump
Run for President ⁉️
What are his Credentials ⁉️
He's Loudmouth Asshole,Who's terrified of Windy Days ‼️
— Cher (@cher) June 3, 2015
It wasn’t the first time Cher’s called out injustice on Twitter: She’s tenaciously political. Her tweets often read like mind-searing chunks of puzzle-poetry, and her penchant for random capitalization and emoji use has made her the butt of jokes, but maybe you just have to be fluent in Cher to appreciate it.
Is the account really run by Cher? I want to believe. It’s cleaved open a truly wonderful space in the Twittersphere. Here’s a look at some of her greatest hits.
1) In March, she took the wind out of known windbag Piers Morgan when he made a comment about her appearance and age:
If Piers Doesn’t Want To See Fishnets,On An Old Diva’s Legs,..He
Should’t Wear Them‼️
— Cher (@cher) March 2, 2015
2) She had some very controversial thoughts about the Sony hack and release of The Interview back in December:
Free Speech Is Dead🌹Artists Will B Brought B4 Comtes.,Who Will Decide,If Their Dreams R GeoPoliticallyCorrect, Safe & Bland Enough 4 All 😥
— Cher (@cher) December 18, 2014
3) She warned about the dangers of Pinterest, but you wouldn’t listen:
I HATE #Pinterest
ITS most fkng
Obnoxious Thing in world (including T-Baggers)I was looking 4
Indian jewelry & it held me HOSTAGE 4 an HR
— Cher (@cher) May 26, 2015
4) This is basically the 2015 version of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”:
Stars Collide & Vile Men Cause Destruction& Death.Bush,Perle,
Cheney,Wolfowitz,Ashcroft,Rumsfeld,Destroyed Iraq &Caused ISIS💥🔫
— Cher (@cher) May 30, 2015
5) She’s got great ideas for Hollywood movies:
I THINK, HITLER,GOEBBELS,GORING,HIMMLER,& HESS ARE LIVING IN ICLOUD….
— Cher (@cher) January 18, 2015
When I See a Confederate Flag,
( flying or on a vehicle )
do they want a
DO OVER ?
— Cher (@cher) June 19, 2015
7) She’s… ready for Hillary:
What IS in a Name⁉️
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Cher Bono Allman HILLARY….CHER
— Cher (@cher) April 17, 2015
8) Maybe she was tossing around album titles?
— Cher (@cher) March 23, 2015
9) She’s taken a stand for Madonna before:
Fell On Stage😱
This is Something WE ALL DREAD‼️
“MADGE, I GIVE U PROPS,U R a CHAMP 4 FINISHING YOUR SONG‼️I HOPE U R UNHURT💋
— Cher (@cher) February 26, 2015
Ok just sent 100 desks
— Cher (@cher) December 10, 2014
11) And she let us in on her workout routine:
Been working hard !!
I NOW KNOW EVERY BUTT LIFT KNOWN TO MAN, & A Few Aliens !
— Cher (@cher) August 20, 2014
Illustration by Max Fleishman