Posted on Dec 24, 2014 Updated on May 29, 2021, 9:55 pm CDT
Feeling holiday ennui? Regret paying a personal shopper $100 an hour to pick out $5 earrings for mom? Nauseated by the overwhelming odors of pine and nutmeg? Yeah, us too.
Until we got a load of this Venus flytrap dressed as Santa, that is. Christmas is saved!
Why is this little guy in such a festive mood? Probably because he made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking—and he’s gotta have his fun while he can.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'
