Nothing can prepare you for Walmart’s pantsless twerking dog toy

This twerking dog toy will make you feel insecure about your booty

Drop down, grab the wall.

Finally, we can stop giving attention to twerking humans and set our gaze on twerking dogs.

A YouTube video from Curtis Graham has captured the fine dancing moves of a toy dog reportedly being sold at Walmart. This mutt has attitude and sass, and he isn’t wearing any pants. Watch as the toy shakes its rump, first with slow, meaningful convulsions, then working into more rapid cheek-quaking rhythms. 

Nicki Minaj would be proud of this pooch’s tush. 

Photo via  Johan Larsson/Flickr (CC BY 2.0) | Remix by Fernando Alfonso III

Gabe Bergado

Gabe Bergado

Gabe Bergado is a Daily Dot alumnus who covered dank memes, teens, and the weirdest corners of the Internet. One time, Ted Cruz supporters turned him into a meme—or at least tried to. In 2017, he started reporting for Teen Vogue's entertainment section.