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This turtle taking a shower is better at twerking than you

So. Much. Swag.


Miles Klee

Internet Culture

Posted on Oct 19, 2014   Updated on May 30, 2021, 9:20 am CDT

Normally I have some clever turn of phrase to introduce a clip like this, but words feel inadequate right now, so: Here is a turtle twerking while taking a shower. I repeat: HERE IS A SASSY LITTLE TURTLE JUST STRAIGHT-UP TWERKING IN THE SHOWER.

Yeah, we’re gonna need to GIF that.

Someone get Nicki Minaj’s choreographer on the phone, like, now.

Photo by Steven Depolo/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

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*First Published: Oct 19, 2014, 12:15 pm CDT