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If you’re of a certain decrepit age, you likely recall Tiger’s line of handheld electronic games from the ’90s —those little amusement devices that ostensibly let you control the movement of monochrome characters against a static LCD screen background (when it wasn’t too sunny out, at least). Did you know that not all of them are in landfills yet? Crazy, I know!
Anyway, the Fine Bros. did us all the service of forcing the youth to play with some of these primitive entertainments. The only thing funnier than how much they hate them is how quickly they’re addicted.
Doesn’t matter, though: They’ll never beat my Jurassic Park high score.
Screengrab via TheFineBros/YouTube
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'