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Watch a hapless pigeon detonate on this poor dude’s face as he rides Europe’s fastest roller coaster

His mouth was open at the time.

 

Josh Katzowitz

Internet Culture

When you’re experiencing the tallest and fastest roller coaster in Europe, the last thing you want to worry about is getting smacked in the head by a bird flying by. Unfortunately for the poor bastard in the video below, he had quite a fowl experience while riding the Red Force roller coaster at the newly opened Ferrari Land in Spain.

As the Daily Mail notes, the coaster takes riders 367 feet in the air while hurling them from 0 to 112 mph in a five-second span.

But nowhere does it say anything about watching out for birds who aren’t paying attention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYgnZCasoWY

So, let that be a lesson for you. No matter how thrilling the roller coaster is, make sure to keep your mouth shut while on the ride. Because you never know when you’re going to get blasted in the face by some jerk bird who’s stupid enough to fly too close to roller coasters.

H/T Complex

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