Dog grabs hose, wins pool party

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dog and hose are friends

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Dog and hose are friends.

When the weight of the world feels too heavy and all the concerns of human life seem like just too much, it’s easy to long for something simpler. A serene, carefree life lived on its own terms, full of barks, licks, and occasional butt-sniffs. Dogs check off all those boxes and are basically winning at life.

This little life of the party perhaps best encapsulates why dog fun is the best kind of fun. All it takes is a kiddie pool, a hose, and a few of your canine friends to easily become top dog.

If anyone tells you they saw a cuter gif than this today, they’re probably maliciously lying to you, and you should seriously reconsider your relationship.

It’s like kryptonite for the hard-hearted! It’s hard to believe that life could get much better than that. Almost makes you want to grab a hose and join in.

It’s also nice to finally see a leader at work, somebody who could actually go to Washington and change Our Broken Politics. Pool Dog didn’t have to think twice or consult with some bureaucrat before slinging that hose around, because Pool Dog keeps cool under pressure, and knows exactly when it’s time for decisive action.

The only question, really, is whether America’s truly ready for a Jack Russell president.

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