This 16-year-old’s response to a request for nude pics is savage and brilliant

Jacquie Ross, a 16-year-old from North Carolina, was texting her friend Michael when the conversation took a turn for the worse.

A conversation that circled around showing each other prom outfits went awry when Michael decided to try his luck. Turned out, he wasn’t that lucky, and that Jacquie was hella funny.

Luckily, for the internet, she posted the screenshots on Tumblr and garnered 81,438 notes. The caption read, “They don’t give up so easily nowadays.” And Michael didn’t.

He dared to utter the heinous words, “Show your outfit,” before Jacquie revealed that this was probably not the time.

Teen towel picture one Photo via Tumblr “I told him I wasn’t fit for pictures of the whole outfit at the moment,” she told BuzzFeed in an interview. “He asked why, and I sent him a picture of the face mask, not even considering how you could see my shoulders.”

Despite the odds, Michael commenced forth with his mission. And Jacquie was still not having it.

Teen towel pic 2 Tumblr Even with the proud and tall middle finger, he did not back down.

Teen towel pic 3 Tumblr When Michael reached new levels of unwarranted cheekiness, he asked her what was under the towel. That’s when she whipped out … another towel.

Michael, seemingly unphased by the blatant rejection, told Jacquie that he was gonna get what he wanted.

Wrong move.

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Even with the seemingly never-ending trail of towels, Michael still wanted to know what was under the towels. “You’re putting on more towels,” he wrote.

teen towel pic 5 Tumblr teen towel pic 6 Tumblr And this game of back-and-forth continued for longer than it should have continued, with Michael remaining insistent when she siked him. When he told her to take all the towels off, she surprised him … with more cloth.

 

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No one wears clothes under a robe, right? Well, that’s what Michael thought.

 

Teen towel pick 8 Tumblr Jacquie told BuzzFeed that after the towel-under-the-robe photo, Michael asked her to take off every single article of clothing, so she replied with a picture of blackness. She said it was dark in the room.

One Tumblr user compared her ability to dodge every attempt to The Matrix scene where the agents dodge bulletsThat’s probably the most accurate comparison we’ve ever seen.

H/T Someecards

Dahlia Dandashi

Dahlia Dandashi

Dahlia Dandashi is a multimedia content producer. Her work has been published at the Austin American-Statesman and Viceland. An Arab-American raised in Dubai, she is based in Austin, Texas.