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Naked, inebriated man attempts to fight passing cars

He's the Don Quixote of moving vehicles.


David Britton

Internet Culture

Posted on Jan 14, 2016   Updated on May 27, 2021, 9:01 am CDT

You know when you get really wasted and just want to go out in the road and punch some cars? If you give into that temptation, keep in mind it’s gonna be hot work, so take a tip from Tom O’Neill of Essex, England, and make sure to take your clothes off to keep from overheating.


O’Neill was arrested early Friday morning and charged with criminal damage to a vehicle, being drunk and disorderly, assaulting a police officer, and impersonating Glass Joe from Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out.

It’s anyone’s guess what, other than alcohol, got into O’Neil that night to make him want to strip down and try to fight passing vehicles, but the (probably also drunk) people watching from above seemed to be enjoying it, so maybe he’ll have a career in entertainment once he gets out of jail. Unfortunately for him, that probably won’t be soon. 

H/T Nothing To Do With Arbroath | Photo via Kristin Wall/Flickr (CC BY ND 2.0)

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*First Published: Jan 14, 2016, 5:31 pm CST