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Mom allegedly tries to sell son’s butt plug as cat toy on Craigslist
Can you tell the difference?
People say that cats are assholes, and now we have the proof: There’s no reliable way to tell the difference between a toy designed for a feline and one meant for a human rectum.
“Unused cat toy – $5 (Vancouver)” is likely a joke Craigslist post, but it’s destined to live on regardless. And something in its air of simple innocence just makes us want to believe.
Alas, this is a variation on a butt plug meme is as old as time itself—by which I mean it dates back to late 2014.
In hindsight, the “fairly large” size specification did seem kind of cheeky. But the ad’s real failure is on the pricing end: Wolf tail butt plugs sell for way more than $5.
Photo via @glitteratty/Twitter
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'