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One of these people is a living legend—the other has a talk show on cable.
If you’re going to dash off a Halloween joke at the expense of a former U.S. Secretary of State, better make it Colin Powell—because Madeleine Albright goes for the jugular.
.@ConanOBrien I’m considering going as hunky Conan O’Brien – but that might be too far fetched.
— Madeleine Albright (@madeleine) October 23, 2014
As of this writing, O’Brien was reportedly weeping in a bathroom stall, wondering when he’d lost it.
Update 6:20pm ET, Oct. 23: He’s recovered.
.@Madeleine YES – My first twitter war with a former Secretary of State! You’re next, George P. Shultz!
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) October 23, 2014
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'