german keg tapping fail: video shows man trying and failing to tap a keg

Screengrab via Brauerei & Gasthof Zwanzger/Facebook

You’ve never seen a keg-tapping botched this badly

This is so sad.

 

David Covucci

Internet Culture

Posted on Apr 24, 2017   Updated on May 24, 2021, 4:40 pm CDT

There are few things better in this world than beer, which makes “the person who taps the keg” almost as important as the president of the United States. Whereas most hour-to-hour actions by the president don’t really affect your ability to get soused, the person who taps the keg has an almost immediate impact.

Tap the keg perfectly on the first try and the world is a demonstrably happier place. Fuck it up, and man, you really fuck things for everyone

Case in point: this German dude, who not only botches his first attempt by shattering a ceramic mug but then blows his second effort by turning the keg into an unmanned firehose.

https://www.facebook.com/131504986871705/videos/1444195582269299/

As the translated caption says, “The beer streets year begins yeah not good.”

Yeah. Not so good.

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*First Published: Apr 24, 2017, 9:50 am CDT