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We all like to think that, when faced with a harrowing situation, we would act supremely calm, cool, and collected.
But… we wouldn’t. Not a chance. In reality, if anyone ever pointed a gun in our face, we would flip the fuck out. We’d curl up in a ball and start whimpering.
Which is why this Jimmy John’s cashier’s reaction to a robbery is outstanding. Not only does he not flinch, he acts like it ain’t no big deal at all. Just coolly hands the guy his money.
This robbery took place at a Jimmy John’s in Kansas City, and while police there are looking for help tracking down the suspect, here’s thinking that cashier is just biding his time and plotting his own revenge.
Because that dude goes HARD.
David Covucci is the Layer 8 editor at the Daily Dot, covering the intersection of politics and the web. His work has appeared in Vice, the Huffington Post, Jezebel, Gothamist, and other publications. He is particularly interested in hearing any tips you have. Reach out at [email protected]