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Let this f**king website pick your f**king Halloween costume

Why not show up at the big party dressed as a profane leaf blower?


David Britton

Internet Culture

Posted on Oct 26, 2015   Updated on May 27, 2021, 6:11 pm CDT

We all know how difficult it is to pick a costume for Halloween.  Every year you have to come up with something clever, fun, and possibly sexy. What if you’re going to more than one event? Do you wear different costumes or can you stick with the same one? It seems like a pretty big pain in the ass just to get some free candy and/or booze.

That’s where this random costume generator comes in. Its suggestions might not be perfect—but at least they’re unique.

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Don’t like it’s suggestion?  Keep clicking until you find something perfect. Perhaps you’d like to go as a “Sexy Ambulance”? Or a “Salacious Onion Ring”? The options seem limitless, and there’s something about its causal use of foul language that makes the whole thing extra charming. 

Even if you don’t use any of the site’s suggestions, maybe it will inspire you to create something special of your own. Anyway, see you at the party! I’ll be the one dressed as an Obscene Balalaika.

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*First Published: Oct 26, 2015, 6:49 pm CDT