We have one more swimsuit option that we didn’t need: a one-piece featuring Food Network star Guy Fieri. He now stands beside President Donald Trump and Nicolas Cage in having a full-face presence on the front of a swimsuit designed by the brand Beloved.
The swimsuit features a photo of Fieri with his mouth wide open, sporting some signature flame-tinged sunglasses and an unfortunately placed goatee.
— Eater (@Eater) July 17, 2017
You might be asking who would want to invest in this suit, which runs on Beloved’s site for $60? No idea: Apparently people buy this stuff. According to Delish, the unconventional online clothing shop rakes in thousands a day on its weird products.
If the idea of having Fieri’s facial hair cover your most private places doesn’t completely disgust you, this swimsuit might be the perfect fit. But this piece is sold out, so it could be a while before you can obtain one. I suggest you do some major soul-searching while you have time and decide if this really is the swimsuit for you.