This poor man took to social media because he thinks women can’t orgasm

If you’re bad at sex, it’s certainly not advisable to broadcast it all over your social media. And if you’re not sure whether you’ve made a woman orgasm, perhaps it’s best just to wonder forever. But whatever you do, please don’t do what this poor dude did. Wonder out loud if the female orgasm is actually a myth.

Because, in essence, what this man named Kyle accomplished was to out himself as somebody who’s probably not very good in bed. And he did it in the name of science. And sexology. And sociology, I suppose.

Naturally, the ensuing jokes came quick and in neverending waves.

That criticism didn’t stop Kyle from continuing his passage of discovery.

But it raises this question: Was Kyle making a subtle joke? If so, bravo; you fooled a bunch of people. Is Kyle even real? It’s unclear. Either way, Kyle probably didn’t help himself with this tweet.

Hey, Kyle. Less talking, more practicing.

Anyway, it doesn’t really matter if Kyle is serious or playing a prank on everybody. Hell, maybe he’s never had sex before (or maybe he’s the ultimate ladies’ man who has left behind a trail of satisfied lovers). Either way, sometimes a good joke on Twitter, whether it’s true or false, is enough to be the climactic experience of your day.

Josh Katzowitz

Josh Katzowitz

Josh Katzowitz is a staff writer at the Daily Dot specializing in YouTube and boxing. His work has appeared in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, and Los Angeles Times. A longtime sports writer, he's covered the NFL for and boxing for Forbes. His work has been noted twice in the Best American Sports Writing book series.