The Face Blanket is a real thing and it looks #%$&ing ridiculous

The perfect gift for the friend you never want to see again.

Mar 1, 2020, 10:44 am*

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Cooper Fleishman 

Cooper Fleishman

If there’s one thing wrong with the Snuggie, the blanket with armholes that somehow managed to captivate a group of chilly-limbed devotees, it’s that there’s no protection for your face. Voila—someone has solved that non-problem too. Meet the Face Blanket.


The Face Blanket is a blanket for your face. It costs $9.99. It has a hole for breathing. Wanna know what costs a lot less? Cutting a damn nose hole in a regular blanket.

If you’re wondering why you’d ever need a Face Blanket, you can watch the video below. The Face Blanket people seem reasonably self-aware about creating a novelty product for the sake of social media attention. 

Still, if you sleep in a tent and have a high risk of frostbite, you’re welcome to risk looking like a member of a KKK Blue Man Group for a little cheek warmth.

The Amazon reviews for the Face Blanket are, of course, delightful.

The Face Blanket: If you actually need this, you should be hiding your face in shame anyway.

H/T BroBible

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*First Published: Feb 8, 2015, 5:38 pm