Puppy Hacker Figures Out What He’s Getting for...

Cornelius ruined all of his own Christmas surprises.

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Cornelius, a puppy from Coral Gables, FL, will have no surprises under his Christmas tree this year, and it’s his own fault. The dog hacked into the online commerce accounts of friends and family members to see what they had bought for him, according to ISP records obtained by The Fluffington Post.

“On the one hand, it’s awful,” said friend Cordelia Malley. “On the other hand, I guess I was on the right track by buying him that Raspberry Pi board and book about Arduino.”

Via konzvi.

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