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“No, pigeon. Breeding with me would be counterproductive.”
As anyone who’s ever owned a dog knows, animals sometimes try to hump things that have no business being humped. But most of us have probably never had to deal with similar friskiness from something with wings.
“No, pigeon. Breeding with me would be counterproductive,” as the woman says in the video, might sound like a perfectly nice way to turn someone down. (Even if that someone is a very fancy bird.) But it is also woefully ineffective—the randy pigeon still bum rushes her.
Of course, this bird lover probably saw this aggressive advance a mile away. This isn’t just your average rat-with-wings pigeon after all. Instead, it appears to be a Crested Pigeon, known, according to Wikipedia, as being “highly gregarious” when it meets humans.
Andrew Couts is the former editor of Layer 8, a section dedicated to the intersection of the Internet and the state—and the gaps in between. Prior to the Daily Dot, Couts served as features editor and features writer for Digital Trends, associate editor of TheWeek.com, and associate editor at Maxim magazine. When he’s not working, Couts can be found hiking with his German shepherds or blasting around on motorcycles.