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There’s a guy selling his 2002 Oldsmobile Alero on Craigslist, and whether you think his $900 asking price is reasonable, the seller wants you to know one thing: You’re going to get $900 worth of car.
In what has to be the most honest Craigslist ad in the history of automobile selling—if this, of course, is actually a real list—this dude wants to let you know exactly what you’ll be getting from the vehicle: 200,000 miles on the odometer, some rust on the side panels, and perhaps some dashboard warning lights. Because, as the ad plainly says, “Its 900 dollars. It’s gone be some lights on in this motherfucka.”
For all the scams found on Craigslist, it’s nice to see some honesty and a real guarantee that the car will last all the way through the spring of this year. If you want to spend less than $1,000 on a car, what more could you possibly expect?
Josh Katzowitz is a staff writer at the Daily Dot specializing in YouTube and boxing. His work has appeared in the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, and Los Angeles Times. A longtime sports writer, he's covered the NFL for CBSSports.com and boxing for Forbes. His work has been noted twice in the Best American Sports Writing book series.