Endangered turtle caught in $52 million cocaine bust

An endangered sea turtle was found trapped between more than two dozen floating bundles of cocaine off the Florida coast by the U.S. Coast Guard last month, and a video of the discovery has gone viral.

The story is, of course, sad because it’s yet another example of a human-caused wildlife injury. The turtle had “significant chaffing” on its neck and flippers from the rope that held the drug bundles together, which in total were valued at more than $53 million. Many people saw it as yet another terrible news report from the year 2017.

But, wait, what if the turtle was actually the drug dealer?

People worried about the fate of the turtle and its family.

The incident also set up Franklin the Turtle jokes…

…and plenty of turtle-on-cocaine jokes.

The story has a happy ending: The turtle was set free. (No charges.)

Tiffany Kelly

Tiffany Kelly

Tiffany Kelly is the Unclick editor at Daily Dot. Previously, she worked at Ars Technica and Wired. Her writing has appeared in several other print and online publications, including the Los Angeles Times, Popular Mechanics, and GQ.