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This story about a Nutella-covered d**k is grossing out the entire internet

You'll never look at Nutella the same way again.

Nov 21, 2017, 11:30 am*

Internet Culture

 

Tiffany Kelly

BuzzFeed is known for publishing articles that generate lots of clicks. And some of these articles are NSFW. Everyone knows what to expect from BuzzFeed, but even those who follow the media company’s main Twitter account probably didn’t expect to see a graphic description of a sex story on their timelines Tuesday morning, complete with two accompanying photos of couples doing it.

If you’re on Twitter a lot, you probably already know which tweet we’re talking about. But if you haven’t seen it, here it is. (Sorry in advance.)

The article was actually published a couple of days ago, but no one seemed to notice it until BuzzFeed sent out this tweet with the aggressive headline: “17 sex stories that are so fucking hot, you’ll probably masturbate to them.” The article, which we don’t recommend clicking on, is a curated list of personal sex stories that were pulled from BuzzFeed forums. And, yes, one of them involves a Nutella-covered dick. It doesn’t appear that these stories were checked for accuracy, so who knows which ones are true (if any).

It was clear that many people who saw the tweet definitely did not want to see it.

https://twitter.com/JamesCru/status/932997539611201536

Others seemed happy that BuzzFeed was creating erotica content.

https://twitter.com/aaronshapiro/status/932994447591264257

https://twitter.com/HyperspaceJelly/status/932994046338969606

But the tweet didn’t appear to turn people on. In fact, it had quite the opposite effect.

https://twitter.com/laurenoyler/status/932991961329528832

https://twitter.com/12andpregnant/status/933010209227857920

https://twitter.com/_klbergevin/status/932812399220060161

Safe to say, we’ll all be staying celibate today.

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*First Published: Nov 21, 2017, 11:21 am